Actually won an argument with management today

[Sig Oris]

So we’re out for a joyride today in SALLY.

The wife stated unequivocally that we’ll get wet if we don’t pull over and put the top up.

i replied, not if I drive fast enough

a few minutes later I get “ ok, you were other than wrong “

I'm confident I’ll pay dearly for this victory in the future

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[Paul's stable]

So we’re out for a joyride today in SALLY.

The wife stated unequivocally that we’ll get wet if we don’t pull over and put the top up.

i replied, not if I drive fast enough

a few minutes later I get “ ok, you were other than wrong “

I'm confident I’ll pay dearly for this victory in the future

Oh sorry dude, rest in peace.

 

[LouG]

You didn't push the "other than wrong" part?
To be fair, I wouldn't either.

 

[Neggytive]

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it fall is the husband still wrong?

 

[MAT1955]

@Neggytive ..... you must live in another hemisphere than me - where I live the husband is always wrong.

 

[LouG]

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it fall is the husband still wrong?

Like Jack Nicholsons quote in "As good as it gets" ( I think), A women is just a man with no sense of responsibility or accountability.

 

[BimmerDriver]

My wife says that my three favorite words are "you were right".

 

[John G]

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it fall is the husband still wrong?

Yup!

 

[Epiphany]

Just tell her you have a stomach ache and bad gas. Top down FTW!

 

[Zig]

Did you win or just not lose?

 

[smurfslayer]

SO....
How was the couch last night?

 

[TVMADoc]

So we’re out for a joyride today in SALLY.

The wife stated unequivocally that we’ll get wet if we don’t pull over and put the top up.

i replied, not if I drive fast enough

a few minutes later I get “ ok, you were other than wrong “

I'm confident I’ll pay dearly for this victory in the future

You may THINK that you won the argument, but you will most certainly find out (possibly even in a few years time) that you did not! ;)

 

[TVMADoc]

Did you win or just not lose?

There is no "not lose" when it comes to wives. You have "lose now" and "lose later". This sounds like a case where he'll eventually hear about "that time, 7 years ago, when you were really snarky to me..." ;)

 

[LouG]

If only artificial memory was as enduring as female memory.

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