smurfslayer
Well-Known Member
My Dark Horse is an addition, not a replacement.
Years ago, my wife dragged me to a wedding for some woman who is a controlling shrew. It was expensive, ostentatious, and - an ultimatum to the ‘groom’. I protested for weeks until I finally said in anger: “OK, I’ll go to this stupid wedding, which I give no more than 10 years before a bitter divorce, BUT, if I go, no more weddings. Ever.” she agreed without hesitation and I’ve used it successfully a few times since.
Recently we had a friend get married out east and she held a “thing” back in Texas for her friends and family. Vows were exchanged, the whole 9 yards. I put the question to my friends: “was this a wedding?” The vote was a unanimous yes. “but there was no officiant” - not required, several sources for this. But.. but.. but.. Nope, this was a wedding.
I found this Dark Horse up near Waco, flew up from S/A with the explanation: “I’m picking up some car parts and getting a ride back” - which was true, in the literal sense.
She heard me a block away- I was in sport mode... OF COURSE. She looked puzzled and I said I scored a couple of tons of car parts! Before the disapproving scowl even formed, I invoked the “no wedding violation”. She’s gone along like a trooper.
She’s not a Recaro fan but she does dig the power...
Years ago, my wife dragged me to a wedding for some woman who is a controlling shrew. It was expensive, ostentatious, and - an ultimatum to the ‘groom’. I protested for weeks until I finally said in anger: “OK, I’ll go to this stupid wedding, which I give no more than 10 years before a bitter divorce, BUT, if I go, no more weddings. Ever.” she agreed without hesitation and I’ve used it successfully a few times since.
Recently we had a friend get married out east and she held a “thing” back in Texas for her friends and family. Vows were exchanged, the whole 9 yards. I put the question to my friends: “was this a wedding?” The vote was a unanimous yes. “but there was no officiant” - not required, several sources for this. But.. but.. but.. Nope, this was a wedding.
I found this Dark Horse up near Waco, flew up from S/A with the explanation: “I’m picking up some car parts and getting a ride back” - which was true, in the literal sense.
She heard me a block away- I was in sport mode... OF COURSE. She looked puzzled and I said I scored a couple of tons of car parts! Before the disapproving scowl even formed, I invoked the “no wedding violation”. She’s gone along like a trooper.
She’s not a Recaro fan but she does dig the power...
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